I've managed to dislocate Fifi's delicate baby elbow and burn the kiddo's grilled organic cheese sandwiches- all in one week. Surely that is proof that I am no longer eligible for the Mother of the Year award. Hmmm, maybe next year?
I later redeemed myself by making some frozen chicken nuggets in the toaster oven. "Mama, you are the BESTEST chef in the world! The best in the universe. These are YUMMY!" Jay exclaimed.
Hmmm... what frozen food are you the BESTEST at making?