Here is a picture of Lola and Jay, taken this morning.What is the story behind the picture?Go ahead... play along. Create a caption or mini story to accompany this picture. I'll let you know who is closest. :)
The Paparazzi are SUCH a boor! Mama, make them go, will you?
They were working for E News and iterviewed Miss Bubble Gum Bubble Blowing of the Ohio State Fair and her faithful attendants. Am I close?
"It's ok little girl, i am not a stranger, i am a beauty queen, you can like totally take candy from me. and like really it's not even candy, it's totally bubble gum...which is like totally different ciz you only like chew it and blow bubbles with it and stuff and then like you throw it away. i totally like to blow bubbles. i blow big bubbles and little bubbles and like omg i could like blow bubbles all day long...wait what were we talking about?!? did i tell you i am a beauty queen yet?"
Look, it's the kids from the greeting card I just bought for my mom! HOW CUTE!!!
Jay and Lola are blowing bubbles. They are trying to impress the "Blowing Queens" with their bubble blowing ablities. They are "wowing" them so much the news media has been called to the Double Bubble Festival to record the events as they happen. Stay Tuned...
OR...Jay and Lola, being children of a dentist are trying to convince the "Blowing Queens" of the importance of using sugarfree gum instead of the very sugary Double Bubble. They are demonstrating how going sugarless can still produce large bubbles. The BQ's look impressed with their knowledge and their bubbles.
"Pssssst. Little girl. I heard your mommy has great shoes in her closet. I'll give you all my bubblegum if you can get me in for just 5 minutes. 5 minutes. That's all I need...."Okay, that was really lame. I do have an excuse for my super lameness. But it's lame too.
"OMG, it's OHMommy's kiddos! You guys are even cuter in person!"Mine is probably too close to reality to be funny. :)
"Um, miss? Not only am I not supposed to talk to strangers, but I can't accept candy either." Sorry, it's late. I'm sick. Not even sure if why I've typed is coherent.
Next on Shoe-holics TV..."Can we just leave a shoe store without having our photo taken, you KNOW who our mommy is, she has a problem okay!";)
Look at those adorable shoes! You must be OHMommy's children!
I'm guessing it's Miss Maple Syrup 2008 and her buds!!
Jay and his assistant Lola are interviewing Future Babysitters. "Pssst, I hand out candy.""Oh, but *I* show my cleavage"(OhMommy checks cleavage girl off list.)"Wait, what size shoe does Mommy wear? Really? (Maybe I can sneak a few pair out ...) Oh sweetie, you *are* the cutest thing I've ever seen."
I think the kids were modeling clothes or shoes this morning under that tent. Boring, but that's all my brain can come up with at the moment.
"Card Stars Steal Spotlight from Beauty Pageant"
If you don't go and bring back my tiera you stole-- I'm gonna ********** SLAP ya!!! Now, smile for the camera! :-D
And the banner wearing lovely in the middle of the picture says, "Don't lean too close you guys, look what she did to my hair!!"
Just discovered your blog and am finding it entertaining. I'm not a Mommy, but am loving it! :)
I have no clue--I need some coffee first but I am guessing a festival?!
Contestants sucking up to the judges at the "Ms Ohmommy 2008 lookalike" pageant. Nah, you're not even close; the shoes say it all!
"Oh my gawd! Did you two just come from mthe land of the Little People? Because you are, like, so CUTE!"Lola and Jay: "What's this woman smoking? Moooooooom!!!"
Charming children entertain the local beauty pageant contestants!
I think that there was some sort of how not to wear your hair if you are being filmed on TV by some guy in bad shorts and Jay and Lola were the judges.
"Oooooohhhhhhh...honey, I just LOVE those stilettos....where ever did you FIND them?!
Lola and Jay model summer fashion must haves!I know, so boring, but it's late. :)Wait, are those groupies? Your kids are popular.
looks like a receiving line for some a bunch of pageant winners. Hmmm, i know you had a lot of festivals on your schedule. So you are at a festival and there are pageant queens. I know, I know I am so smart!
hmmm...blooms & butterflies?Those girls sure look happy with their job whatever is it!
Ooooooh you're sooooo cute. Did your mommy bring you here to help judge the Miss Spring-a-lation? Cuz you're too late. I already won, and I'm not giving back these sunglasses, so don't ask.
"Hey, Lola and Jay. A photographer wants to take pictures of you picking your nose." "No way," Jay says."Like this?" Lola asks and sticks BOTH her pointer and middle finger up BOTH her nostrils."C'mon, you can do it," says the lady with the sunglasses to Jay."Nope," he says.The man in the yellow shirt laughs hysterically."I like BOTH of my fingers in my nose." Lola whines. "It is better that way.""What's better," Jay says under his breath to Lola, "is farting in these girls faces. On the count of three, let's turn around and go for it...1...2..."
she is whispering to lola "brunette girls are SO MUCH better than blondes,little lola! just look at how brilliant and wonderful your mommy is!"10 minutes later, lola dyed her hair and her after-picture will be up on tomorrow's blog!did i get it, did i get it?
I am guessing there was some sort of kid contest at the fair and Lola won. She is getting congratulated by the Miss --- winner while being filmed for the 6 o'clock news.
The guy at the far right: "Is this camera on? You have GOT to capture those pageant chicks talking to those kids. It's the first time we've ever encountered anybody that knows even less than the pageant girls about politics."
Smile sweetly like us little girl. You might be the next beauty queen we film.
Starved beauty queens scare children as they try to steal children's fruit snacks
It really does look like they are being hounded by the paparazzi! How cute!As for what the hell is really going on...I dunno...I'm a little lost.Can't wait to hear what the hell happened.
"come on pageant queens, let's show the public how much we like kids...the media eats up this kind of stuff."
Are they going to be on TV? Wow! Maybe a commercial? Oscar Mayer or Welches Grape Juice? That'd be cool!! I've got nothing. Sorry!
The only thing I can think of is that Jay is using Lola to get to the girls. ;)
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