To: Hannah Montana
Cc: Miley Cyrus
Bcc: Billy Ray Cyrus
Subject: You don't want to miss this!
Dear Hannah Montana,
Some months ago I told my daughter that her birthday fell shortly after the New Year, in March.
BIG mistake For the last 21 days we have been actively discussing where to hold the venue, what the theme should be, and who we should invite.
She was rather disappointed when I told her that the bounce house was rather expensive and that it was too cold in March for a pool party and there was no way that I wanted to be held accountable for twenty-two five year olds ice skating. So, together, we decided that we would entertain her guests at home.
"An almost night time drop off awesome Hannah Montana dance disco and pretend makeup fun with pizza and cup cakes in the basement birthday party." Is what our final invitation says.
And I am delighted to let you know that you made the final cut on her guest list. The proper invitations (the old invites have traces of pink eye germs) won't be mailed out for weeks so consider this email a save-the-date for March 13th, 2009. The party will take place *here* in our Cleveland basement from 5 to 7 pm and the guests of honor is requesting that everyone come dressed as a rock star and have their dancing shoes on.
Please let me know if you have any of the nut or milk or wheat allergies that some of her preschool friends have.
Ps. Kindly RSVP by sending me an email at classychaos@gmail dot com
Pss. Her favorite song is "Let's Dance." I kinda of really like it too and please note that the video is dated and I have got some new moves in store for her disco dance party.
Psss. Please, if you do come, don't mention that you have your own show on Disney. I'm just not ready to go there. Yet. She thinks you are just a rock star. And she too wants to be one.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Posted by OHmommy at 12:00 AM